October 17, 2014 12:44 pm
Happy Edge Day, everyone! Even though I’m no longer straightedge, I’d be an idiot to ignore its effects on me in my youth all the way into my 20’s. I can say with certainty that I have no idea where I would be today if I’d not discovered sxe with my friend, Brad, in high school. At the very least, I don’t think I’d have this nerdy fascination with records and I definitely wouldn’t have met some of the people I call “good friends” today. Therefore, I don’t have a single disparaging word to say about it. So enjoy it, my straightedge friends! I hope you guys go out and, street-by-street, block-by-block, take it all back! #EdgeDay #Straightedge

Happy Edge Day, everyone! Even though I’m no longer straightedge, I’d be an idiot to ignore its effects on me in my youth all the way into my 20’s. I can say with certainty that I have no idea where I would be today if I’d not discovered sxe with my friend, Brad, in high school. At the very least, I don’t think I’d have this nerdy fascination with records and I definitely wouldn’t have met some of the people I call “good friends” today. Therefore, I don’t have a single disparaging word to say about it. So enjoy it, my straightedge friends! I hope you guys go out and, street-by-street, block-by-block, take it all back! #EdgeDay #Straightedge

October 13, 2014 11:43 am
As great as the Walking Dead premier was last night (don’t worry…no real spoilers) my hate for Tyreese has reached an all-time high. I need him dead and gone as soon as possible. I don’t care if a zombie eats him, he falls on his hammer or he chokes on the last piece of chicken on Earth. Just die already. Ole always got a scared face ass, turn into a gorilla from Planet Of The Apes when I get angry ass, get saved by two 8-year-old girls while I hide behind some flower pots ass, crying when I have a nightmare ass, always holding a damn baby ass, hiding behind a woman ass, too emotionally upset to kill a goddamn zombie ass punk ass punk. #IHateTyreese  (at Da Woodz Wit White People)

As great as the Walking Dead premier was last night (don’t worry…no real spoilers) my hate for Tyreese has reached an all-time high. I need him dead and gone as soon as possible. I don’t care if a zombie eats him, he falls on his hammer or he chokes on the last piece of chicken on Earth. Just die already. Ole always got a scared face ass, turn into a gorilla from Planet Of The Apes when I get angry ass, get saved by two 8-year-old girls while I hide behind some flower pots ass, crying when I have a nightmare ass, always holding a damn baby ass, hiding behind a woman ass, too emotionally upset to kill a goddamn zombie ass punk ass punk. #IHateTyreese (at Da Woodz Wit White People)

October 11, 2014 10:19 pm
#KingDiamond IS SO GOOD!!!!! I think @carriedbf is sleeping while me & @xapologiesx fanboy out.

#KingDiamond IS SO GOOD!!!!! I think @carriedbf is sleeping while me & @xapologiesx fanboy out.

October 8, 2014 11:15 am

#WomanCrushWednesday #Pharmakon God, I love her. I wanna have babies with her who torture cockroaches with boiling water and magnifying glasses…but love all of Earth’s other creatures. We can lull them to sleep with Swans “Filth,” Nurse With Wound’s “Chance Meeting” or Einsturzende Neubauten’s “Kollaps.” What great parents we’d be! #WCW

October 6, 2014 8:59 am
Can’t wait to see this guy on Saturday in ATL with @xapologiesx. And super stoked that I’ll also be seeing him a few weeks later in L.A. with @xgooniesx. This is gonna be a good month. #KingDiamond

Can’t wait to see this guy on Saturday in ATL with @xapologiesx. And super stoked that I’ll also be seeing him a few weeks later in L.A. with @xgooniesx. This is gonna be a good month. #KingDiamond

October 3, 2014 9:38 pm
Faith tried to steal a piece of my pizza off my plate. I yelled at her and this has been her for the last 30 minutes. Acting like I did something wrong so she’s turning her back to me because she’s mad. She’s such a bitch.

Faith tried to steal a piece of my pizza off my plate. I yelled at her and this has been her for the last 30 minutes. Acting like I did something wrong so she’s turning her back to me because she’s mad. She’s such a bitch.

October 2, 2014 10:59 am
#ThrowbackThursday Killin’ the game in the multicolored Cross Color shorts. I wish I still had these. Don’t front and act like you didn’t have or want a pair of these bad boys. #TBT

#ThrowbackThursday Killin’ the game in the multicolored Cross Color shorts. I wish I still had these. Don’t front and act like you didn’t have or want a pair of these bad boys. #TBT

September 28, 2014 8:33 pm
OUTKAST!!!! (This chick is so drunk her friends convinced her it was Woodstock. Not nice.)

OUTKAST!!!! (This chick is so drunk her friends convinced her it was Woodstock. Not nice.)

September 25, 2014 5:52 pm
#ThrowbackThursday to when I used to drink this bullshit like I was a 17 year old valley girl. WTF was wrong with me? I think I’ve had the same bottle in my freezer for about 4 years. Anyone wanna come over and draaaaaaank…I got that good good.

#ThrowbackThursday to when I used to drink this bullshit like I was a 17 year old valley girl. WTF was wrong with me? I think I’ve had the same bottle in my freezer for about 4 years. Anyone wanna come over and draaaaaaank…I got that good good.

September 24, 2014 6:34 pm
Was I ever picked on??? Ha! Boy, did this guy come to the right place. It totally bums me out that kids still have to deal with this shit. At the same time, it blows my mind that he would come to my lame ass for advice. I was gonna make a vinyl vid tonight, but I think I’ll do a response to this instead.

Was I ever picked on??? Ha! Boy, did this guy come to the right place. It totally bums me out that kids still have to deal with this shit. At the same time, it blows my mind that he would come to my lame ass for advice. I was gonna make a vinyl vid tonight, but I think I’ll do a response to this instead.

September 22, 2014 12:19 pm

I couldn’t agree more. Remember when stuff like comic books, Star Wars, thrifty fashion sense and records weren’t cool in the eyes of masses? We got punched in the chest and had jello fruit cups thrown at us only so they could come back 20 years later and appropriate the shit that we created?! Buncha jerks. #RealNerdsUnite

September 21, 2014 11:03 am
First time firing a gun. I’d say I’m a natural. #JackBauerSwag

First time firing a gun. I’d say I’m a natural. #JackBauerSwag

September 17, 2014 8:52 am
Angela Baker was bae in the ’80s. #WCW #SleepawayCamp

Angela Baker was bae in the ’80s. #WCW #SleepawayCamp

September 15, 2014 12:19 pm
This little jerk is always ruining my selfies. #CatsOfInstagram

This little jerk is always ruining my selfies. #CatsOfInstagram

September 12, 2014 11:39 am

I miss you, too, Michonne. I’ll see you in a month, baby. #WalkingDead